3. Nothing Brings On Broodiness Like R-Patz.
Speaking of hormonal imbalance, the Courtney Kittens don’t stand a chance when it comes to the Pattinson Cougars (those are the names of our Playlist League softball teams, by the way). No other actor brings out the crazy defensive fans like Robert Pattinson; you can read any Pattinson-related post for hilarity in super-crazy defensive commenting, but we have to admit, we particularly get a kick out of the cougs who like to talk about their biological clocks. Here’s a good example from “Tellar Calcagno”:
“Love Rob! He is so hot! So far, unfortunately, I’ve been dealing with men with no backbone, who make promises they cannot keep. A lot of men can’t handle a strong woman. I won’t cry for all the hunger in my heart. I’m dying to have a baby. In fact, my biological clock is already ticking and I don’t know how to describe it. It’s just becoming a physical need now. I want my son(s) to look like him. I am a 34 year old divorced woman with a young daughter but I’m excited to see what the future brings.”
Via Spunk-Ransom, Source
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